Eye For An Eye

 

[check-cashing shop; night]

[clerk hands Herb Colling a small stack of cash]

Colling : Thank you.  [counts it, then walks home... he is spooked by noises... a man follows him]

 

[apartment hallway; Colling thought he made it safely, but the man (Steg) hits him, knocking him down, and threatens with a knife]

Steg : Give me the money. Money! Come on! [he does]   This all the money you got?
Colling: Yeah. Take what you want. Just leave me alone.
Steg: Keep your head down. Keep it down, you understand?
  Keep it there!  [escapes]

[Riv; day]
Ray: Okay. ‘Safety on the street is a matter of common sense. You must ask yourself ...’ Damn. What? What? You must ask yourself what?
Fraser: [reading from brochure]
  ‘You must ask yourself  “Is it safe to walk in my neighborhood during the day or night?’”
Ray: This neighborhood? Of course it’s not safe. It’s a slum. What kind of bozo comes up with a safety tip like that?
Fraser: [reads back of brochure]
  The Mayor’s Blue Ribbon Panel on Safety for Senior Citizens.
Ray: Yeah, a bunch of do-gooders sitting around solving other peoples problems, sipping on cappuccinos.
  I’m dead, Fraser.  These people are gonna eat me alive.
Fraser: They don’t seem particularly threatening, Ray. [especially the guy on the stalled motorized scooter]
Ray: Old people just make me nervous.
Fraser: Well you know, the aged are just like people, too. Only they’re older.
Ray: In the last five weeks, six of their neighbors have been beaten and robbed. Nobody can I.D. the guy. We got no leads, and division sends me down here to reassure them? [sigh]
  They’re gonna rip me limb from limb. Hey, maybe I should get a night stick.
Fraser: Ray.
Ray: Okay, okay.
Fraser: Diefenbaker. [Dief doesn’t budge]
  Now don’t be selfish. I’ve told you, taking an hour out of your day to visit with the elderly can be as rewarding an experience for you as it is for them. Come on. When was the last time I asked you to do a good turn? [Dief grumbles]  No-no-no-no, that was different. Those were orphans and that taffy pull was for charity. [Dief complains]  Well, I shaved it out of your hair, didn’t I?  [to Vecchio]  It’s hopeless.

[community center]
Ray: Step six. How can I prevent myself from becoming a victim?
Man: Deadbolts.
Ray: Deadbolts. That’s correct. Uh, purchase a strong deadbolt lock, and be sure to keep it fastened at all times.
Woman: I got a dead bolt. It doesn’t help when the door jam is rotting.
Ray: Yes, and uh, windows. Make sure the windows are fastened with key lock mechanisms, and that bars are installed on all the lower levels.
Man: Yeah. Tell that to my landlord. And while you’re at it, tell him to put in a hot water heater.

[general agreement]
Ray: Yes sir, we appreciate your plumbing problems but that’s not what I’m here for.
Daughter: Then what are you here for? You sure didn’t do nothing when that animal attacked my mother!
  I want to know what you people are gonna do!
Ray: Psst!
  Benny.
Fraser: [loudly]
  It’s an honest question. Ray.
Ray: [quietly]
  Well I realize that, Fraser, but the division doesn’t want me to answer it. They only want me to talk about deadbolts and window bars.
Fraser: [loudly]
  Well, perhaps these people don’t consider that to be a realistic solution.
Daughter: Damn right, it isn’t.
Ray: [quietly]
  Will you keep your voice down?! 

[Fraser steps back]

Ray : [loudly]   Yes, uh, when on the street, what is the best method of personal protection? Anyone? [Fraser raises his hand]  Anyone?
Fraser: A positive attitude. I’m merely suggesting, Ray, that one shouldn’t allow fear to dictate one’s actions. Oh, and traveling in a group is good deterrent, and it can provide some pleasant companionship.
Ray: Fraser, these people aren’t going lawn bowling. They’re trying to survive in an urban hellhole.
Fraser: Well, they can try to survive in it alone, Ray, or they can meet the challenge. But that’s up to them.
Colling: It’s easy for you to say.
Fraser: Well yes, perhaps it is. I haven’t lived in this neighborhood as long as you have. Where I come from, the challenges are quite different. There are no drug dealer or pimps, few thieves to bother with. There’s only the environment. And surviving in the face of it is the challenge of the Inuit. A mother gives birth somewhere out on a glacier field, hundreds of miles from the nearest outpost. And she knows the odds are stacked against her son even living to see the spring. Disease, or lack of food, the elements.
  And even if they should survive and he should grow to be a boy, she knows very well that all he has to do is lose his footing on the smooth surface of a glacier and that’ll be that. In other words, she should know that her son cannot live. So, why should she try? Well, I know this woman. I helped deliver her son. She was weak and, uh, undernourished, but the next morning she stood up and she picked her child up into her arms and...and she set out again into the blinding snow and I think...I think that was the single most courageous act that I’ve ever seen.

[27th precinct]
Ray: This is what’s wrong with you, Fraser. You see a problem and you gotta fix it. You can’t even go to the men’s room without stopping and telling some simple stupid charmingly witty Inuit story that inspires people to take on the worlds social ills!
Fraser: Well I’m sorry, Ray, but I fail to see how a small group of people banding together to form a neighborhood watch constitutes a form of political anarchy.
Ray: Well, at least this morning they had the good sense to be scared. Now there’s probably hordes of them wandering the streets doing God knows what.
Fraser: Ray, that’s just silly.
Ray: Remember, it’s on your head. If one of those old people so much as slips putting up a poster on that ice, just remember, you’re the one they voted block captain.
Fraser: I’ll remember that. Oh - what exactly is a block captain?

[outside (inside the box perspective)]
Elaine: You’ll be needing these. We ordered them the last time someone tried to do a watch in this neighborhood. The guy got shot before he could get them out of the box. [Fraser takes out a walkie-talkie]
  So far, so good.

[inside community center]

[Fraser is sitting at a table passing out vests and whistles]
Fraser: Thank you Mrs. Fisher and Mr. Porter. Thank you very kindly. Mr. Rubens, there you go.
Rubens: Can I keep it?
Fraser: Uh, no sir, I’m afraid not.
Rubens: Do I get a badge?
Fraser: None appear to have been provided.
Rubens: How about a hat? That’s nice.
Fraser: You mean?
Rubens: Yeah, your hat.
Fraser: Oh well I’m...
Rubens: What size is it?

[sitting room]
Gladys: [to Dief]
  It was 1942 and Benny Goodman was playing his bit at the Orpheus. And I’m telling you, back at that time I could really cut a rug. Would you like a taffy?
[Dief whines & hides under a chair]

[common area]
Ray: Now if anybody bothers you, you take this, [a whistle]
  you put it to your lips and you blow as hard as you can. Elaine?
(tweeeet)
Ray: You think you can do that? Good. You ready?
  On three. One, two-- (tweeeeeeeeeeeet)

[park]
Fraser: Good morning, Mr. Colling. I was hoping you’d join us.
Colling: I come here everyday. What’s new?
Fraser: The neighborhood watch. We could use your help.
Colling: I’m busy.
Fraser: Uh, well, yes, sir. I can see that you are.
Lady: He keeps to himself.
Fraser: Ah. Shall we?

[street corner]
Porter: No, this is my post! 16th and Morgan. It’s marked right here on the map!
Rubens: You’re guarding my building?! You, who twice cheated me at canasta?!
Porter: I didn’t cheat you, old fool!
  You fell asleep and missed your turn.
Ray: Well, the neighborhood is definitely in safe hands now.
Fraser: They just need a little drilling, Ray.
  They’ll get the hang of it.
Ray: Yeah, right.

[passing out flyers]
Fraser: Neighborhood watch meeting Thursday night, I hope you’ll join us.

Ray : I double-checked every statement. I’ve interviewed the neighbors, I’ve talked to every shop keeper on the street. Nobody’s seen this guy, and even those who did can’t describe him. It’s like the guy doesn’t exist.
Fraser: Well maybe he doesn’t, Ray, at least not to the casual observer.
Ray: He follows people through the neighborhood, he beats and robs them, yet nobody notices him?
Fraser: Apparently so, but we do know he’s in a position to notice them. How else could he know his victim’s movements well enough to know when to rob whom and when not to?
Ray: Okay, so he notices them, they don’t notice him, but he’s here?
Fraser: He has to be.

[park]
Mrs. Chaffey: [into walkie-talkie]
  Edith. I’m on my way. Edith!

[man (Steg) begins to follow her into the tunnel; another man (Colling) waits on the other side]

Mrs. Chaffey : [into walkie-talkie]  Hello? Hello? Anybody there? Hello? Hello? Hello?
[she runs out; Steg struts out, and other man hits him in the stomach with a bat; Mrs. Chaffey screams]

Porter : [into his walkie talkie]  Hello?

Rubens : [into walkie-talkie]  Hello?!

Porter : [into walkie-talkie]  Who’s there! Come in!  There’s screaming down in the passageway!  Call the police!
Fraser: [into walkie-talkie]
  It’s all right, Mr. Porter, we’re on our way!
Colling: You see this face? You take a good look. You come back here again, and it’ll be the last face you’ll ever see.
[they scuffle]

Fraser : [voice]   Mrs. Chaffey?

[Colling & Steg run off in opposite directions]
Mrs. Chaffey: Hey. Hey!
Fraser: Mrs. Chaffey, are you all right?
Mrs. Chaffey: I seen him. He was following me!
Ray: Who?
Mrs. Chaffey: I don’t know. There was two of them.
Fraser: Ray. [finds fresh blood on the sidewalk]

[tunnel; many cops around]
Ray: Now the attacker, was he the smaller man or the bigger one?
Mrs. Chaffey: I don’t know. By the time I looked they were both running away.
Ray: Okay, would it be safe to say that what you actually saw was two big blurs?
Mrs. Chaffey: Yes, I suppose it would.
Fraser: Thank you very much, Mrs. Chaffey. You’ve been a great help.
[she exits]

Ray : No wonder he robs old people.
Fraser: Well why Mrs. Chaffey? It’s broad daylight, she is wearing a red vest and carrying a walkie-talkie. It’s like mugging a bulls-eye. It doesn’t make sense.
Fraser: Which is why he picked another victim.
Fraser: And where’s the victim. Why did he run?
Ray: Well, for the same reason people don’t hang around to report crimes – either too intimidated or too embarrassed.
Fraser: Maybe.
Ray: You got a weapon?
Crime scene investigator: I don’t know. Probably something big and blunt.
  Vecchio, you’ll get my report in the morning. [to assistant]  Come on! Come on!
Ray: Great. We got witnesses, we got evidence, we still got nothing.
Fraser: What about this.
  Look at this, by the right footprint.
Ray: It looks like a crutch.
Fraser: Or something he was using as one.
[Dief whines, as he appears wearing a knitted cap and coat]
Fraser: Diefenbaker?
  Hi, Gladys.
Gladys: Hello, how are you?
Fraser: Hi, Dief! [quietly]
  Now listen, I had no idea it would come to this. I swear. She’s very nice, and there’s a very nice dog biscuit in this for you, I promise.
Gladys: Come on, Corky.
[Dief grumbles and follows her]
Fraser: Dief... [to Vecchio]
  Oh boy. He’s so embarrassed.
Ray: It’s hideous.

 

[tracking the footprints]

Ray : It looks like his right heel is dragging.
Fraser: He must have been injured in the assault. The man he attacked was indeed bigger and, I think...wait a minute. It’s this way. He didn’t climb it. [the low fence]
Ray: Well, maybe his ankle is--
Fraser: Even a young man with an injury could step over a wall like this.
[they are being followed by a small boy with a bat and a sandwich]

Ray : Okay, so he goes around the fence, he hits the sidewalk and the prints disappear. [into the snow again]  Oh great, another dead end.
Fraser: Gone. The prints are still here. The crutch is gone.

[the boy is now part of the gang]
Ray: Maybe he pitched it.

[they look around, and Fraser spots a dumpster]
Fraser: There.

Ray : Aw, no, Fraser! Not another dumpster! I am not getting into a dumpster with you! Fraser! There is no way I’m getting in this dumpster with you. Don’t even think about it, don’t even suggest it. Do you know how many suits I’ve ruined frolicking in refuse for you?
Fraser: Here. Check these. [hands Vecchio a bunch of pipes]
Ray: It’s a waste of time. Half the stuff in there will qualify as a weapon.
Fraser: It has to be something concealable. Probably under a coat.

Ray: No, that’s not it. That’s not it. Ah ha! There it is. [shows Fraser a pipe]
Fraser: That’s not blood, Ray.
Ray: Oh sure it is. It’s red and it’s sticky. [Fraser tastes it]
  Yecch!
Fraser: Ketchup.
Ray: Well who sits in a dumpster and eats ketchup?
Fraser: Probably someone who likes French fries. [picks one off of Vecchio’s shoulder]

[they look at the kid]
Kid: Uh-oh. [runs]
Ray: Come here ya little rugrat! [they chase him]
  Come here, kid. Where do you think you’re going? Give me the bat!
Kid: No!
Ray: Come on. Now, be a good kid and give the detective the bat.
Kid: No! I found it. Get your own!
Ray: Give it!
Kid: No!
Fraser: Ray, Ray. You know, children are just like people, only smaller. All you have to do is reason with them. Now son, that bat is important evidence in a criminal investigation and we’d be most grateful if you’d cooperate.
Kid: A hundred bucks!
Fraser: I see. Ray?
Ray: Okay kid. Can you spell penitentiary? Let’s try it together. P-E-N-
Kid: Okay, here!
Ray: Scram.
Kid: Creep! [runs off]
Ray: I reasoned with him.
Fraser: Ray, Ray, Ray.
Ray: Okay, I’m sorry but I got the bat and this is definitely not ketchup.
Fraser: But all the victims said the attacker used a knife. Now why would you suddenly switch to a bat?
Ray: Who cares? This is evidence, okay? We match up the blood type, we get lucky with a print, and we got ourselves a thief.
Fraser: I was wrong.
Ray: No-no, you weren’t wrong, Fraser! Come on, we got a crime and we got a weapon!
Fraser: I tracked the wrong man, Ray. The man with the bat is not the thief. [walks away]
Ray: Aw, come on, Fraser, don’t do this to me! ...At least wait up for me!

 

[tunnel]
Fraser: He waited here. The snow melted and then refroze under his feet. An hour maybe longer.
Ray: You live to do this to me, don’t you? No sooner do I find a piece of hard evidence that may actually put an actual criminal in jail--
Fraser: Well, I didn’t say the man with the bat isn’t a criminal, Ray, he just didn’t commit the crimes you think he did.
Ray: Oh, I see. I betcha it’s that hero thing. One flub and you think you have to over-compensate.
Fraser: Look at these footprints. We know from the victims that he only preys upon the weak, and yet this man, the man he attacked, has long agile strides.
  Whereas this man, the man with the bat, walks with a limp. He couldn’t even jump a fence to save himself, Ray. He’s old. Now why would an old man try to rob a man bigger and stronger than himself?
Ray: Maybe he felt threatened by the bigger guy.
Fraser: Maybe. Maybe this was his solution.

[27th precinct]
Welsh: A vigilante. I send you out to solve a simple string of robberies and you bring me a vigilante? A senior citizen, no less!
Fraser: Leftenant, the responsibility for this is entirely mine.
Welsh: Oh I’m sure it is. You know, just once I’d like someone besides the Mountie come into my station and confess.
Fraser: Sir, I encouraged these people to not allow themselves to be intimidated. Now I had no right to compare my experiences to theirs and offer up solutions to a problem that was far more severe in their minds than I could possibly anticipate.
Welsh: That might be so, Constable, but before you put on the hair shirt, none of this would have happened if Detective Vecchio would have found the thief before some little old man.
Fraser: He’s right, Ray.
Ray: Oh thanks, Fraser.
Fraser: No-no-no-no. About the little old man. He waited for the thief in the park, which means he knows the thief. He knows his movements.
Ray: So if we find the vigilante, we find the thief.
[they’ve ended up in Welsh’s office, and Welsh stands outside, waiting for them to notice he’s not in there]
Fraser: Thank you very kindly, Leftenant. [shakes his hand]
  And, as usual, our conversation has been extremely helpful.
Welsh: I’m so glad, Constable.
Fraser: Also, sir, I think you’ll be pleased to know I’ve taken the liberty of officially reprimanding myself.
Welsh: Good, good. Put ‘em in the file with the rest of them. [Vecchio smiles & offers his hand]
  Get out of my office.
Fraser: Uh, yes, sir.

[looking at a map]

Ray : I thought the thief was somebody nobody would notice.
Fraser: He is. Unless you were patient, and had plenty of time on your hands, and he didn’t notice you noticing him.
Ray: So now we got two people noticing?
Fraser: You have to have a clear vantage point, somewhere with a view of both sides of the tunnel. Here. [points]
Ray: Fraser, old people do not sit outside in this weather.
  And if somebody did, he’d be noticed right away.
Fraser: ‘I come here everyday.’
  Where’s your coat?

[Music: ‘Bone of Contention’ by Spirit of the West]

[street; two teens on bikes are causing general havoc; Colling notices]

 

[park; Colling’s table]
Fraser: This was his routine, Ray. Nobody questions a man who keeps to his routine.
Ray: You can’t arrest Herb Colling for playing chess.
Fraser: The bruise on his forehead.
  I should have realized.
Ray: You’re not a mind reader, Fraser. You’re just a Canadian. Come on, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll blurt out a spontaneous confession.

[street; the teens swipe bananas from a woman’s grocery bag]
Woman: My fruit. He took my fruit!
Teen: [to man in his path]
  Get out of the way, ya punk!
[teens horsing around, and Colling sticks out a bat, bringing down one of the teens, and the careening bike takes out the other one... teen2 rushes off, and teen1 lies motionless on pavement... several people rush to his aid;
  Colling leaves quickly... Steg has seen the whole thing]

[park; Colling’s table]
Fraser: Good morning, Mr. Colling. Do you mind if I...?
Colling: It’s a public park.
Fraser: You know, this park was created after the great fire of 1871. The mayor at the time, uh, Joseph Medill, dedicated it to all the citizens of Chicago to enjoy freely and equally. But people don’t seem to feel very free, now, do they? In fact, most people seem afraid to come here anymore.
Colling: I’m not afraid.
Fraser: No. I need your advice. I found this in a dumpster. Rather nice bat. Hardly the sort of thing you’d toss away in the garbage. Don’t you agree?
Colling: You’re in my way.
Fraser: Oh, terribly sorry. I thought it might be valuable to somebody. It’s obviously been very well taken care of. It’s been oiled and cleaned regularly. The oil, you can see has been worked into the grain. [Fraser takes out his knife & slices off a rather large chip, to Colling’s dismay]
  As a matter of fact, it’s seeped it’s way into the wood. It’s rather like the rings of a tree, don’t you think? You see, I think this bat was a memento. I think it belonged to someone who played baseball, someone who loved the game. What do you think?
Colling: I wouldn’t know.
Fraser: It’s not your bat, is it?
Colling: No.
Fraser: Well, that’s strange. I saw a picture in the trophy case in the center. It was of a man with a boy’s team who’s smiling, and he was holding a bat very much like this one.
Colling: This was a nice park. Forty years ago, people came from all over from the neighborhood. On Sundays they had picnics, and sat in the shade. There was a fountain over there. Kids used to take off their shoes and wade in it. Splashed everybody. Made a hell of a noise. Was full of life, but look at it now. When the muggers and the junkies came the people didn’t fight back. They hid. Inside their homes, behind their doors.
  Until finally one day, when they tried to come out, they couldn’t. They just couldn’t. Now, it’s not much, but it’s my home. I’m suppose to give it up? For them? For you?  No. Not for anyone. [takes his pieces & goes to leave]
Fraser: Mr. Colling, this bat has been used to hurt people. Now maybe they deserved it, maybe they didn’t. That’s immaterial. The law simply does not allow us to go about hitting each other over the head with bats. And if he tries again, I’ll be watching.

[Riv]
Ray: So you decided to scare the vigilante by destroying the only piece of evidence we have against him?
Fraser: Well he may try again, Ray. I felt it was worth the risk.
Ray: You know, Fraser, it’s about time someone told you.
  It’s the little things like this that make them not want you back across the border.

[apartment building corridor]
Porter: I go to the counter, I buy a paper. I give her a dollar. She gives me my change, just like we’d done a thousand times. Only this time, she sees my red vest and calls me Mister. Not Rudy, but Mr. Porter.
Colling: So?
Porter: So, I wink at her and she winks back at me. We’re going to bingo on Saturday night! Hey, go figure! [laughs & exits]

 

[Colling’s apartment]

[Steg jumps out & throttles Colling; Porter hears the scuffle]
Porter: [into walkie-talkie]
  This is unit 17. We got a problem at Parkview Towers, third floor. Copy?
Fraser: That’s Herb Colling’s building!
[Steg beats up Colling, as the Riv speeds toward the building]

[Music: ‘Stain’ by Salvador Dream]
Porter: He’s in here!
Fraser: Mr. Colling?
Ray: Open up! Police!

[Vecchio & Fraser kick open the door, and Steg throws himself out the window; Fraser follows]
Porter: [into walkie-talkie]
  All units. Intruder heading west through the quad.

Mrs. Klapp : He’s in the alley.
Fraser: Thank you kindly, Mrs. Klapp.
[patrol people point out the direction Steg went]

Rubens : [watching from window]   I’ve got him. He’s heading south. [Fraser keeps running]  Behind the building! [Fraser reverses direction]
Fraser: Roger.
 

Rubens : Watch out for the trash cans!

Fraser : [who is now rolling along on top of one] Thank you very much, Mr. Rubens.
Gladys: Sick him, Corky. Sick him!

[Dief barks, causing Steg to fall off the ladder; Fraser catches up]

[Dief approaches, dropping the knit cap at Fraser’s feet]
Fraser: I’m sorry!

[Dief runs off]

[27th precinct; line-up]
Gardino: Turn left. Turn right. Face front. Do you recognize any of these men, Mr. Colling?
Welsh: Mr. Colling?
Colling: No.
Ray: No? The guy slammed the back of your head into the wall repeatedly.
  Don’t tell me you didn’t see his face!
Welsh: Vecchio! Perhaps you’d like to take another look.
Colling: I’ve seen enough
Welsh: All right, cut him loose.
Ray: Cut him loose? Lieutenant, you can’t cut the guy loose!
Fraser: This won’t end here. He knows where you live. He knows you’ve seen his face.
Colling: It will end.
Fraser: And someone may die.
Colling: So be it.
Fraser: You know, Mr. Colling, you had the strength to swing that bat.
  You must have the strength to put it down.


[Vecchio’s desk; Vecchio is typing his report (hunt & peck), Fraser is whittling]

[Fraser sighs & stops whittling]
Ray : What?
Fraser: Nothing. No, it’s just I can’t help feeling --
Ray: You see, that’s your problem.
Fraser: What?
Ray: Feelings. Ya got to keep the feelings out of it. This way it’s just a case. Just a docket with a file number and that’s it.
Fraser: I suppose that’s prudent....That’s an ‘h’.
Ray: What?
Fraser: Offender. You meant to hit a ‘d’, you hit an ‘h’.

Ray : You heard that? [applies White-Out]
Fraser: Yes. Ray, the thing is--
Ray: Fraser, the guy had his chance, okay? There’s nothing more we can do for him, okay?
Fraser: You’re right.
Ray: I know I’m right. [tap]
Fraser: That’s a zed.
Ray: What’s a zed?
Fraser: A ‘z’. You meant to hit an ‘s’.
Ray: All right, that’s it. All right look, I’m trying to type here, and what you’re doing is really unnerving, okay?
Ray: I’m sorry. [tap...tap...tap. Fraser sighs]
  Look, you don’t know what the guy’s going to do. Maybe he learned his lesson.
Fraser: Ray. He’s determined and he’s desperate.
Ray: And he doesn’t want our help!
Fraser: That’s true.

[tap...tap...tap. Fraser goes to speak]  

Ray : Don’t even think about it.
Fraser: I was gonna compliment you on your spacing.
Ray: Oh yeah, right.
Fraser: I was!
 

[Vecchio tears out paper and crumples it]
Ray: All right, come on, look, maybe we can’t help your friend, but the least we can do is sit on his playmate.

[gun shop]
Gun Salesman: Here’s your I.D. back, you check out just fine. Now there’s normally a three day cooling off period, but you look like a reasonable man so uh, in your case, I think we can waive it. But uh, you’re not going to go out and shoot someone, are you, sir?
  [laughs] You bought yourself a fine gun. You have any trouble? Just give me a call.  Thank you.

[Steg’s apartment]
Steg: [on phone]
  Yeah, could I have the number for the transit authority?...Uh-huh.  [dials]   Yeah, a ticket to Philly. How much?...What’s that?...Yeah....Naw Naw....Naw, I ain’t got no credit card....No, forget it. Forget it.

[Colling’s apartment building, stairwell]
Colling: Oh, Irving.

Irving : I should quit one of these days.
Colling: Yeah you should.
Irving: Who would care? Not my son. He’s suppose to be here every Thursday, end of the month, take me to the check cash. You think he make it? No. Phone me up, got to work, can’t make it, could I make it on my own. I say sure. [coughs]
  Isn’t that what I been doing the last 70 years?  So, I’m off.
Colling: Oh, uh, Irving.
Irving: Yeah?
Colling: Well I just remembered, I left a package at Azarelo’s market up there. I got to go there right now. You want me to stop at the check cash for you?
Irving: Oh I can make it, you know.
Colling: Yeah, I know but uh, no need for both of us to make the same trip.

[Steg’s apartment; Vecchio knocks]
Ray: It’s the police, Mr. Steg.
  Open up!  All right, stand back and watch how we do things here in America. No neighborhood watch, no caring for your fellow man, just good old-fashioned intimidation. [goes to kick in the door]
Fraser: You know, Ray, your methods are a source of constant inspiration to me.

Ray : Oh well, thank you, Benny.

[Vecchio kicks in the door & rushes in; they look over the stacks of mail]

Ray : Look at this guy. He’s a junk mail junkie.

[Riv]

Ray : You sure he didn’t answer?
Elaine: [voice]
  I made the call, didn’t I?
Ray: What about the Senior Center?
Elaine: [voice]
  No luck there, either.

Fraser : There he is. Mr. Colling? Herb.

[the man turns around – it’s Irving]
Ray: Where’s Herb?
Irving: He went to the check cash for me.
Ray: Yeah, but that’s his coat.
Irving: He asked to borrow mine. He said he needed it for something. What’s wrong?

[check-cashing shop; Colling wears Irving’s clothes; Steg is waiting for him outside.  Music: ‘Push’ by Moist]

 

[street; Colling walking the same path as in the beginning; Steg follows]

[check-cashing shop; Fraser notices the junk mail on the street]
Ray: We just missed him.
Fraser: He doesn’t follow them home, Ray.
Ray: What?
Fraser: He waits for them. He already knows where they live. He delivers junk mail to their doors. He watches them cash their checks, then he cuts across the park and gets there first. Come on.

[tunnel; Steg tries to cut through, but the gates have been locked; Colling appears, and removes muffler, revealing it to be him]
Steg: Stupid old man. Huh?

[Colling points his gun]

[Riv; driving full on into the park...]
Fraser: Ray, gates!
Ray: I know.

[smashes through them]

[tunnel]
Steg: You can’t shoot me, man. You’re too old, man.
  You can’t even see! You can’t even hold that thing straight!

[Colling fires up, and a light fixture explodes]

[Riv]
Fraser: Gunfire!
Ray: I know a shortcut.

[leaves the road & goes over the snow]

[tunnel]
Collins: You don’t like that. You’re frightened! I could take your money. I could take your life. You don’t know which. Which one should I take?
Steg: Take it.
Colling: No. I don’t want your money.

[Riv]
Fraser: Ray, sapling!
Ray: Where?
Fraser: Twelve o’clock.

[plows into it]
Ray: Got it. [he says with great satisfaction]

[tunnel]
Steg: Take it! Take it man, come on.

[Riv]
Fraser: There! There!

 

[tunnel]

Colling : You stay there. [to Fraser]  What are you doing?

Ray : [points his weapon]  Drop the gun!
Fraser: You are intending on shooting this man, aren’t you? Good evening. [stands in front of Steg]
Ray: Fraser, what are you doing?
Fraser: Well, I thought I’d let him shoot me, Ray. All Mr. Colling has to do is shoot me, then he can shoot him.
Ray: Oh, as long as you’ve got a plan.
Colling: Get out of the way. It’s him I want. I just want him.
Fraser: No-no, I understand. I understand. After all he attacked you. He stole your money. It’s perfectly reasonable.
Colling: That man is evil.
Fraser: And the boys you attacked, what about them?
Colling: It’s not the same!
Fraser: Oh it isn’t? Oh. Oh now, you see, now I’m not so sure I follow you. I thought it was people like them that had taken your neighborhood away from you. And I thought you wanted to take it back. Now you see, Mr. Colling, from now on you will have to decide who’s good enough to walk on your streets and sit in your park.
  You will have to decide who should be protected and who should be punished. And if someone should just happen to get in your way, someone you disagree with, well then you will have to decide whether they deserve-- Oh, now I see. Now I understand. If you kill   him then he can never walk on your streets, he can never hurt another person, and he can never sit in your park ever again. I see your logic. It’s airtight. Right. Right well then, he’s all yours. [steps away]
Steg: Hey! Hey!
Ray: Freeze!

[Fraser holds his hand up to Vecchio; long pause... Colling hands Fraser his gun]
Colling: I could have killed you.
Fraser: Yes, I know.
Ray: Good plan, Benny.
Fraser: Well actually, I was just kinda making it up as I went along, Ray.
Ray: Heh heh, not you, Fraser!
Fraser: Yeah, really.
Ray: Oh imagine that!

Fraser : Come on, Mr. Colling.

[park; Colling’s table – chess game in progress]
Teenager : So how much time did they give you?
Colling: Six months community service. You?
Teenager: Five months, suspended. Hey, I’m just a kid!
Colling: Play.
Teenager: Why are we sitting out here?
  It’s freezing!
Colling: Because I like it. Did you know there use to be a fountain over there?
Teenager: Who cares?
Colling: I do. You sit here long enough, maybe you will, too. [points to board]
  Play.

[community center]
Gladys: I packed his sweater and a nice new tam-o’-shanter. You know, he loves it so.
Fraser: Well thank you, Gladys.
Gladys: And I’ll see you on Saturday, Corky. [exits]
Fraser: Well, it’s just for an hour. [Dief groans & runs off]
  All right, all right, half an hour! [Fraser runs after him, shouting]  All right: ten minutes and then we’ll burn the tam-o’-shanter!


End
 

 

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